just-a-penis-with-a-dream

The story of how I think I got engaged

  • Me: I SENT SAMMY EVERY NUMERAL OF PI KNOWN SO FAR AND IT MADE HIS COMP CRASH IM LAUGHING SO HARD I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
  • BF: Woman, I'm going to marry you someday
  • Me: Haha you better promise that
  • BF: As if I'd ever say no to you my love?
  • Me: Wait wHAT NO I WASN'T ASKING SHIT NO I DON'T HAVE A RING I NEED TO DO THIS IN PERSON NO I WASN'T ASKING NO
  • Me: TAKE YOUR YES BACK I WASN'T ASKING NO THIS WAS NOT A PROPOSAL THIS IS TOO SOON
  • BF: Too late, we're informally engaged now
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dspressed:

There’s a difference between “feeling sad” and “depression”. There’s a difference between “not liking what you see in the mirror” and “self hate”. There’s a difference between “feeling shit” and “feeling shit enough to take a blade to your skin”. There’s a difference between “I went to bed at 1am” and “insomnia”. There’s a difference between “skipping a meal” and “an eating disorder”. I just wish people would realise.